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Glossary entry

English term or phrase:

bumping and grinding against the hopeless boner

English answer:

bumping and moving gainst the erect penis of a boy with almost no chance of having sex

Added to glossary by Michael Powers (PhD)
Jan 3, 2008 13:11
16 yrs ago
English term

bumping and grinding against the hopeless boner

English Art/Literary Poetry & Literature
It was like Junior High School, like a Friday night dance, bumping and grinding against the hopeless boner of a pimple-faced boy who knows with a desperate certainly that he will never, not in a million years, get laid. Except that there was no bumping and grinding, just soft, insistent pressure. And except that I would have fucked Jack in a second, right there, with the door open for everyone to see.
Responses
4 +11 bumping and moving with difficulty against the erect penis of a boy with almost no chance to have
Change log

Jan 4, 2008 11:37: Tony M changed "Level" from "PRO" to "Non-PRO"

Jan 5, 2008 02:35: Michael Powers (PhD) Created KOG entry

Jan 27, 2008 01:48: Michael Powers (PhD) changed "Level" from "Non-PRO" to "PRO"

Discussion

juvera Jan 4, 2008:
airmailrpl is right. It is mistifying, why did you choose the answer which is, - due to a misunderstanding, - incorrect and sent in later than the other answer, whith a substantial number of "agree"-s.
airmailrpl Jan 3, 2008:
You can contact a Moderator and have them change your choice - in the future you should wait longer before grading - KudoZ rules ask for 24 hours before grading
airmailrpl Jan 3, 2008:
Congratulations - you have chosen the completely incorrect answer - even Paula admits that her interpretation was incorrect !!
mistahara (X) Jan 3, 2008:
See for ex. Urban Dictionary "boner -A slang term for an erect penis due to sexual stimulation. It is called so because the penis resembles a bone."http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boner
mistahara (X) Jan 3, 2008:
See for ex. Urban Dictionary "boner -A slang term for an erect penis due to sexual stimulation. It is called so because the penis resembles a bone."http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boner
kmtext Jan 3, 2008:
You should probably have marked this as being potentially offensive.

Responses

+11
5 mins
Selected

bumping and moving with difficulty against the erect penis of a boy with almost no chance to have

sex


Mike :)

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Note added at 7 mins (2008-01-03 13:19:22 GMT)
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Merriam-Webster


Look at the following definitions:

Main Entry:
bon·er Listen to the pronunciation of boner
Pronunciation:
\ˈbō-nər\
Function:
noun
Date:
circa 1899

1: one that bones2: a clumsy or stupid mistake; also : howler 23usually vulgar : an erect penis


definition number 3 for "grinding"- same source - Merriam-Webster

1: to perform the operation of grinding2: to become pulverized, polished, or sharpened by friction3: to move with difficulty or friction especially so as to make a grating noise <gears grinding>

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Note added at 14 mins (2008-01-03 13:25:44 GMT)
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I believe "boner" in this case does refer to sexual stimulation - a teenage, pimple faced boy, noticing girls, etc., plus the context of the overall passage that is written.

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Note added at 1 day13 hrs (2008-01-05 02:34:50 GMT) Post-grading
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You're certainly welcome, Shirley - Mike :)
Note from asker:
Sorry for the mischoose!Thank you!
Peer comment(s):
agree kmtext
2 mins
Thank you, kmtext - Mike :)
neutral airmailrpl : why "with difficulty " ??
8 mins
the definition of "grinding" - to move with "difficulty" or "friction" - though maybe it just means friction, as in rubbing against - thanks fosr the comment airmailrp - have a happy new year - Mike :)
agree Nesrin : This is a better explanation of what "grinding" is though http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perreo
8 mins
Thank you, Nesrin - Mike :)
agree mistahara (X) : Yes, it's clearly the boy's "boner", not that the boy is a "boner"
14 mins
Thank you, mistahara - Mike :)
agree Jim Tucker (X) : lol yes, though I think the only one having any difficulty is the boy, not the grinder
24 mins
I hear you - so nice not to be that boy anymore!! - Mike :)
agree jerrie : bump and grind is to gyrate in a sexual, provocative fashion - against the hopeless erection ... etc
38 mins
Thank you, jerrie - Mike :)
agree Paula Vaz-Carreiro : I have looked at the text again,and I must apologise:you are right it's clearly the boy's "boner",not that the boy is a "boner".I have written to the asker to point out my mistake.Very sorry///Can't hide it anymore; the button is gone :-(
42 mins
Thank you, Paula - if I had a dime for everytime I make a mistake, I'd be a multimillionaire. I know it was not intentional. I appreciate your professionalism. I am not sure, but if you hide your answer, maybe it will open up again. Thanks - Mike :)
agree Joanna Borowska : bumping and rubbing against...
46 mins
Thank you, Joanna - Mike :)
agree Will Matter : In turn and in order, I agree with the various comments provided by Jim, jerrie and Joanna. "Wiggling & squirming against a relatively "useless" (from a certain POV) boy" is another way to put it. We see it all here, don't we? Happy New Year, sir.
6 hrs
Thank you, Will - Happy New Year to you, too - Mike :)
agree orientalhorizon
12 hrs
Thank you, oreintalhorizon - Mike :)
agree Tony M : Yes, without the 'difficulty' — 'bumping and grinding' is a set expression
22 hrs
Thank you, Tony - I agree, I was wrong when I included "difficulty" - Mike :)
agree Alfa Trans (X)
5 days
Thank you, Marju - Mike :)
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