Italian to English Other Journalism fashion/pop culture

Back with another tricky one.
Again, same context - list of people classed as worthy of contempt. Critical article about the rise of the "product endorser" as a symbol of our materialistic times.
“…Milioni di “macaroni” postmoderni, pizzaioli fascisti, mandolinisti razzisti, industrialotti mafiosi, arlecchini papalini, buzzurri chitarristi e sanfedisti, maîtres-à-penser citazionisti e ignari, antiromani asburgici e borbonici o elvetici, sciorette salottiste con table-talk a livello di cheap talk-show negli altezzosi giudizi del temuto Estero?...”