English to French Other Slang Needs to be not too vulgar (FR Quebec)

CONTEXT:
I am translating SUBTITLES for a stand-up comedy show with audience. The comedian makes jokes and when he gets on stage, the audience stands up in an ovation. He makes a joke about how everyone stood up, even that guy who has a "half-wood" / half-boner. He says he is brave to stand up, in that state.

NOTE:
>> Needs to be for CANADIAN FRENCH, suitable for a generic audience in a comedy show
>> Needs to remain somewhat decent, not too vulgar (if possible)

PHRASE:
"You stood up,
you got like a half-wood, dude."


I hope this helps in providing context!
Thank you for your help,