Off topic: AI spreads for breakfast Thread poster: Lingua 5B
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Lingua 5B 
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Local time: 08:17
Member (2009)
English to Croatian
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What type of AI spread do you prefer on your toast, for breakfast?
I love my AI herb scented butter with a cup of AI cappuccino.
How about you?
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expressisverbis
Portugal
Local time: 07:17
Member (2015)
English to Portuguese
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| By recommendation from AI... "AI-powered giggle pancakes" | Nov 30, 2023 |
Ingredients:
"2 cups of pancake mix (the fluffier, the better)
1 cup of algorithmically chosen berries
1/2 cup of AI-generated maple syrup (guaranteed to be perfectly punny)
2 eggs (or, if you prefer, 0.1 neural network eggs for that extra computational touch)
1 cup of machine learning-enhanced milk
1 tablespoon of quantum butter (spreadable across multiple dimensions)
A dash of artificial vanilla extract
A pinch of humor-infused cinnamon... See more Ingredients:
"2 cups of pancake mix (the fluffier, the better)
1 cup of algorithmically chosen berries
1/2 cup of AI-generated maple syrup (guaranteed to be perfectly punny)
2 eggs (or, if you prefer, 0.1 neural network eggs for that extra computational touch)
1 cup of machine learning-enhanced milk
1 tablespoon of quantum butter (spreadable across multiple dimensions)
A dash of artificial vanilla extract
A pinch of humor-infused cinnamon
Instructions:
In a mixing bowl, combine the pancake mix, algorithmically chosen berries, and AI-generated maple syrup. Mix until the batter is delightfully giggly.
Crack the eggs into the batter, or if you're feeling tech-savvy, input 0.1 neural network eggs for that machine learning magic. Stir until the mixture achieves optimal fluffiness.
Gradually add the machine learning-enhanced milk, stirring as you go. The batter should be as smooth as a well-optimized algorithm.
Mix in the artificial vanilla extract and humor-infused cinnamon for that extra kick of breakfast joy.
Heat a non-stick skillet or griddle and melt the quantum butter. Pour a ladle of batter onto the skillet to create your giggle pancakes.
Cook each pancake until golden brown on both sides, allowing the aroma of computational goodness to fill your kitchen.
Stack the pancakes on a plate, drizzle them with more AI-generated maple syrup, and garnish with a sprinkle of algorithmically perfect berries.
Enjoy your "AI-powered Giggle Pancakes" and start your day with a smile, knowing that your breakfast is as smart and funny as it gets!" ▲ Collapse
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